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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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This is not good.

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We thought this was the last stronghold. What does this mean?

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Got any magic in you? Bahamut, how you doing here, buddy?

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In an instant, the spiraling energy, as if drawn from the center of the group, pulls quickly in, and the group is gone.

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I thought you might not come back, but you're back!

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And Flint's still out, and she's shaking.

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They don't let them out from the sounds of it, correct?

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No.

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I mean, that was what we were led to believe.

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Well, they take them out, but only to exterminate or destroy them.

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We have another party out trying to recover a relic of supposed teleportation.

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If we have a god who can harness that power, there's no stopping us from being able to move through not only space, but maybe time.

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If it was in fact Vorunax and Lipsinki that you saw, they will be on the lookout for anything out of the ordinary.

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Well, they did see us disappear in a giant flash of magic, so...

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And appear in one.

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Well, then it might not be long before they are able to find us.

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Debris is thrown, and people scream as they are struck by heavy stone.

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It comes back to you in a flash of a memory, back to a greenery-filled cave.

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With Flint and Nularaaaa at your side, as an adult green dragon emerges from the watery cave and roars before you.

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Staring through at you is an undead cooth.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. He-him. Also with me today is Tom Laird.

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He-him, and I'm playing Telgir, Heavyfoot, a mountain dwarf pAlydin. Who also goes by He-him.

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And Carla Maxted.

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She-her. I'm playing Yen Bolnuri, a Kalishtar cleric. Also She-her.

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And Amy More.

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Yeah, She-her, and I'm playing Thea Amastasia, a high elf druid. Also She-her.

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Well, it's lovely to have you all here with me, even though I sprung a dragon on you.

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Is it, Russ?

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Is it? Is it?

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I was like, hey...

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Do you actually hate us?

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No, why would I hate you?

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I love you all.

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That's why I ask myself all the time, why would Russ hate us?

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What did we do?

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We've been friends for so long.

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Why is he doing this to us?

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Yeah, I know.

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Why is there an undead dragon trying to kill us all?

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It's the darkest timeline. If there wasn't an undead dragon trying to kill you, what are we even doing here?

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Is everything okay in our marriage? Are you projecting something?

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Because we can talk about it. You don't need to put it in the game.

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This episode is just working through Russ's deep-seated issues with each and every one of you.

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I mean, honestly, I might prefer that to dying by dragon.

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Again?

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Again?

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That's true. This is not Carla's first rodeo with a dragon.

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I figure, you know, if you can separate yourself from the character, I'll just for a minute put yourself in it.

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Yenbul hasn't even seen a dragon.

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It's true.

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Maybe. I don't know, Yenbul's past.

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I feel like it's true. She's traveled.

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She probably has seen one, but...

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I mean, you see Donnie.

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I don't know that she's fought one.

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A dragon.

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Basically.

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He's going to get some turns.

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I can't, yeah.

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Nope. I'm going to go save the kids. All right.

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Do you remember in the preamble to the last episode where Russ was like,

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hey, guys, we might do this differently if we like get into combat the whole time.

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He's sitting there with a fucking undead dragon in his back pocket.

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I can't wait to popcorn this thing.

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When do I drop it?

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It's got to be good.

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When do I? No, I knew it was going to come at the end.

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Of course. That's the hook.

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Yeah, that's the hook.

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For the next episode.

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It kept you coming back for more over here,

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and where we keep you coming back for more is in our other show over on

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast,

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where we play just fun goofs and guffaws.

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Tom tries to make it serious sometimes, but then we're like,

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yeah, but what about the downtown office and bees?

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I mean, usually I just roll with whatever shenanigans you guys want to get up to.

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Yeah, that's true.

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Yeah, we have a lot of fun.

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It's mostly derailment, not a lot of railroading.

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I feel like Tom's just like that best babysitter.

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You know the one.

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Yes.

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The one that lets you do whatever is like really awesome,

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very forgiving and just really willing to go with it.

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Yeah, that's why you keep being like,

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oh, bring that one back.

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Bring that babysitter back.

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Bring Tom back.

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I want to see Tom.

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No, it's not Tom's time yet.

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We have to drop an undead dragon on you.

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Who's that?

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It's Batman.

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What?

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We have to drop an undead dragon on you.

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Look, don't look at the face.

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You have to drop an undead dragon on you.

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Batman have a little bit of a stroke?

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If you're doing Batman wrong,

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it's just the top half of the face.

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Right.

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All right.

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I'm Batman.

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Oh, God.

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Where I was going with that is you also get an episode,

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the episode dedicated to you when you're a patron.

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You get an episode dedicated to you?

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Yep.

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All right.

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Mocha Mocamo.

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Mocha Mocamo?

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Oh, wow.

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That's right.

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This is your episode, Mocha.

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I'm loving it.

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Thank you, Mocha.

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Very funny.

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Thank you.

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Let's hope it's not the one where we die.

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That's right.

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You don't want that one dedicated to you.

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Look, this is episode 98.

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I can't kill you on 98.

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I got to kill you on 100.

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Really?

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Well, let's make a note of that, guys.

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We'll forget.

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I make a lot of notes that I never once look at again.

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I never make any notes because I caught on

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that I'll never look at them again.

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Yeah.

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Well, that's how we're here.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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Fuck it.

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Let's play.

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You said that by me not taking notes,

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now we're fighting an undead dragon.

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Now we're in the darkest timeline.

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We know it's Slyosin's bad filing skills that got us here.

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Don't try to put this off on me.

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That was a downtime thing.

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This was in episode.

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It counts more.

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Boom.

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Crash.

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The sound of my heart.

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The beat goes on and on and on and on.

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Boom.

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Crash.

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Is Fifi Dobson Canadian?

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Yeah.

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Yes.

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Nice.

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We did it.

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A little Canadian music for you.

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Although.

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Although.

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I thought that was a different artist that sang that song.

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Yeah, I think it is.

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Oh, is it?

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Sorry.

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It's Charlie XCX.

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And I think that person is British.

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I believe so.

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Well, we said boom crash.

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I always thought it was boom crash.

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I've been singing it wrong this whole time.

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Definite boom clap.

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It's a definite boom clap.

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So.

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Definite boom clap.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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And there's your episode recap.

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That's it.

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I mean, there was a lot of heartfelt stuff too, but mostly there's a dragon staring

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Leosen is standing beside you.

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We have to get everybody to the vessel now.

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Can you hold them long enough that we can get moving?

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We got it.

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Do we leave a note or something for the crew coming back?

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Do they know where to go?

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Shit.

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We'll leave them a message.

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It will trigger when they come back and it will tell them where we went.

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And hopefully they have what we need and can meet us there.

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Get out of here.

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We got this.

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He follows behind a group who are madly trying to move Flint and Grancis and Bahamut

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from the next room and get them down the hallway.

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She is pushing past, you know, doing that, wading through a crowd going in the opposite

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direction as you to get to the front by a toll gear.

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And I'm hoping there's more than one exit from these tunnels.

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I mean, it is the sewers.

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So you would think so.

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Everybody appears to be running in the very opposite direction.

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So more where you are or were, we didn't specify exactly where you were.

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Kind of alluded to the fact that you might have come up front, but you could still be

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back with the kids if you want to be.

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moment anyways.

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you know, putting on tiny backpacks and just making, getting everybody out.

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Tying some shoes.

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Cutting the crusts off sandwiches extra fast.

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And then she will go towards the danger, which she doesn't even know what it is yet.

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Like it's the, what I picture is like the panicked, like single shot, like moving

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through this extended zone, like from the dragon where Tullgeir and Thier are pushing

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towards and Leosen running away following him, moving down, seeing all of these people

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like picking up stretchers with their wounded and carrying them to the back and everybody

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kind of swarming and funneling down in as we see Yen Bull at the back, who we then follow

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back towards this dragon.

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Roll for initiative.

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Seven.

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Eighteen.

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Twenty-seven.

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Wowzer.

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Isn't that twenty?

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So in initiative, do you guys want Flamikins with you or do you want her to go back

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to the vessel?

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Well, she is the captain of the vessel, right?

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So, yeah, I mean, I'd like to have her because she can do some cool shit, but

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realistically, she should probably be leading the escape party if she's the only

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one that can do it.

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Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

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Change of rules.

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We're going to try what's called Popcorn Initiative.

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This is we've got like cool music underneath this.

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All right. Everybody's dancing.

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Everybody's grooving. It's a great time in Popcorn Initiative.

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You've hit the start menu and you've gone to the help section.

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And now Russ is telling you all about this new initiative.

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That's right. We found it because Michael Howey in one of the discords was like,

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hey, have you heard about this?

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I was like, no, but it sounds pretty cool.

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So we're going to try it.

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So we roll initiative as per usual.

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But the highest goes first.

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That's normal so far.

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Following me?

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Still the same.

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After that, that person gets to pick who goes next.

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It doesn't matter who rolled best next.

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So there can be some strategy involved.

261
00:10:20,279 --> 00:10:23,879
You can front load and try and get as much damage in as possible,

262
00:10:23,879 --> 00:10:26,560
but know that if the group of bad guys grows,

263
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:30,680
that they're going to also get a big deluge of damage down at the bottom.

264
00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:35,480
So you can talk in character and try and find out who's got what, you know,

265
00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,440
set people up for cool things.

266
00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,320
If you want to set up like, you know,

267
00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,000
it's just a ramp that you can, you know,

268
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,840
build a ramp that somebody can run off of and do something cool.

269
00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:45,080
You can set that up now.

270
00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:48,080
Look at this Popcorn Initiative thing.

271
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If we find a rule that we've messed up because of this,

272
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we'll cut back in with one of these cool help menu things.

273
00:10:52,639 --> 00:10:54,240
OK, back to the episode.

274
00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:59,560
Russ, so it's just the undead dragon.

275
00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,960
There's nothing else with it.

276
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:06,240
All you see right now is a big cooth head sticking into this.

277
00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,040
So that's all you see right now.

278
00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:11,800
But it's like, yeah, like this massive dragon is like obstructing

279
00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:15,480
basically the entire view of what could be beyond it,

280
00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:18,200
which you know to be sewer from your recent memories.

281
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:22,000
OK, and it seems like it's focused on us,

282
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,120
like it's not looking to go after the people who are running away.

283
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:29,600
Yeah, it's a pretty is a pretty like bottlenecked venue that you're in.

284
00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:33,039
So in order to get to anybody else, it would have to get past you.

285
00:11:33,039 --> 00:11:34,800
So it is staring you down.

286
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:38,519
All right. Well, that will that will affect what I'm going to do here

287
00:11:38,519 --> 00:11:44,000
with my turn, which is I'm going to run forward

288
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,679
and attack the fucking dead dragon head.

289
00:11:46,919 --> 00:11:50,200
All right. With my battleaxe, here we go.

290
00:11:51,039 --> 00:11:53,559
First one is a 22 to hit.

291
00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:55,759
OK, 22 hits.

292
00:11:55,759 --> 00:12:00,240
Second one will be a 19 to hit 19 also hits.

293
00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:00,919
Oh, all right.

294
00:12:00,919 --> 00:12:04,080
I was not expecting the 19 to hit to be perfectly honest with you.

295
00:12:05,399 --> 00:12:06,679
Oh, that's a max damage.

296
00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:08,519
That's 17.

297
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:10,960
Second one was not max damage.

298
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,600
So that's a nine to go with that 17.

299
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:19,720
So 26 slashing 26 slashing does that a magical or non magical weapon?

300
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,200
Did we decide it is a plus three weapon?

301
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,560
So it is magic.

302
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:27,320
Twenty six magical slashing damage. Love it.

303
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:30,920
And I do believe the dragon would respond to that immediately and go next.

304
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:35,960
OK, it's going to use its frightful presence.

305
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:40,080
So each creature of the dragon's choice within

306
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:42,360
120 feet of the dragon must.

307
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:45,200
So basically all of you and everybody beyond it

308
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:50,279
must succeed on a DC 16 wisdom saving throw or become frightened for one minute.

309
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,600
Everyone's got good whiz bonuses.

310
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,519
I fucking do.

311
00:12:54,519 --> 00:12:57,360
I have to shit the bed real hard to mess this up.

312
00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,560
Watch me. Yep.

313
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,639
There it is. Yep.

314
00:13:02,639 --> 00:13:04,639
No, I fucking roll a three.

315
00:13:04,639 --> 00:13:08,440
I got an 11 bonus on wisdom, an 11, y'all.

316
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,360
I'm going to use a lucky point because

317
00:13:11,919 --> 00:13:14,480
I mean, I mean, if you don't use it now, when?

318
00:13:14,519 --> 00:13:18,960
Yeah, I can't spend the rest of this turn being frightened from this fucking thing.

319
00:13:19,759 --> 00:13:21,000
I'm going to go save the kids.

320
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,320
OK, that's that's better.

321
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,600
That's better. Twenty eight.

322
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,680
Hey, 28. Sorry, Yenbul.

323
00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,560
Twenty six in tall gear.

324
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:32,440
Twenty one. All right.

325
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,320
And that's everybody.

326
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:37,560
So you're all unafraid and you are immune to the dragon's frightful

327
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,920
presence for the next 24 hours.

328
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,680
Excellent.

329
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:44,960
But it's also going to make three attacks.

330
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,400
That sounds more like a dragon.

331
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,920
How I picture it is, is its claws are trapped.

332
00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,440
So it can't actually use its claws.

333
00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,040
So I'm going to use a

334
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:57,240
a bite until it can like break more stone and get in.

335
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:02,640
So that's going to be a 27 to hit 13

336
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:09,360
plus six is 19 plus 19 piercing damage.

337
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,880
Is that all of us?

338
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:14,240
No, just on tall gear.

339
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:18,080
Perfect. Plus seven poison damage.

340
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,680
All right. I'm resistant to poison damage.

341
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,120
So I will take. That's a lie.

342
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,400
I forgot it's undead.

343
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,680
All of that is necrotic.

344
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,120
OK, 24 necrotic damage.

345
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,800
That's all the dragon can do right now.

346
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:34,120
Oh, also, Russ, I'm amused to be immune to being frightened

347
00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:39,600
and amused by it because you think you're pretty scary.

348
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,880
With the face of your frightening.

349
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,840
Did I not pee my pants? I laugh at you.

350
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,080
That's right. OK.

351
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:48,240
Thea is going to cast

352
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,400
fairy fire on this bitch.

353
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,720
So they're dex safe.

354
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,280
13. No.

355
00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:01,720
So any attack role against the affected creature has advantage

356
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,680
and it can't be invisible.

357
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:07,760
So Thea puts her hands out and

358
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:13,960
a purple glow emits from it and surrounds the dragon.

359
00:15:14,319 --> 00:15:16,120
Yenball, get him. Get him.

360
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:19,399
I'm going to. I'm going to watch me.

361
00:15:20,159 --> 00:15:21,240
Watch me.

362
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:25,200
Yenball is going to approach the dragon.

363
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:29,159
I'm picturing it like its feet are in, but like

364
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,039
like kind of like pulling like its head is over.

365
00:15:32,039 --> 00:15:33,919
Yes. Yeah, OK.

366
00:15:34,279 --> 00:15:37,200
I need to touch the dragon to do this.

367
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,800
But I'm going to.

368
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:43,280
I'm going to cast inflict wounds at ninth level.

369
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:47,480
All right. So let's see how that goes.

370
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,680
Wounds. Is there any save on that one?

371
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,920
Or that's a no, it's an attack.

372
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,600
It's just a melee attack.

373
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:59,400
Plus nine should be easy math because it's almost like plus 10.

374
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:01,879
So it's 24. 24 will hit.

375
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,040
Great. Because I hate you.

376
00:16:05,079 --> 00:16:07,799
Wait, you can rule again and maybe get in.

377
00:16:08,079 --> 00:16:09,879
Maybe get a nat 20.

378
00:16:09,879 --> 00:16:11,919
Oh, yeah, you get advantage because of fairy fire.

379
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,480
OK. I mean, you might as well.

380
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,799
Maybe you'll get to double up that awesome.

381
00:16:16,799 --> 00:16:18,439
I know that was worse.

382
00:16:18,439 --> 00:16:19,559
OK, cool. Never mind.

383
00:16:19,559 --> 00:16:21,679
But thank you. That was a 16.

384
00:16:22,199 --> 00:16:26,159
That is going to be 11 D 10.

385
00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:29,799
No way. At ninth level, hey.

386
00:16:29,799 --> 00:16:31,439
Burn those spell slots, baby.

387
00:16:31,439 --> 00:16:33,399
If you're not going to burn them fighting a dragon,

388
00:16:33,439 --> 00:16:34,399
when you're going to burn them.

389
00:16:34,399 --> 00:16:36,199
Yeah. Undead dragon. Let's do it.

390
00:16:36,199 --> 00:16:37,720
Eighty five. Yeah.

391
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:42,039
When I just saw that pop up on my screen, I was like, oh, my God.

392
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:46,600
OK. So what what does 85

393
00:16:46,919 --> 00:16:51,959
inflicting wounds damage look like on a dragon that's already falling apart?

394
00:16:53,159 --> 00:16:54,639
Yeah, that's a good point.

395
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:59,039
So I touch it as distantly as I can

396
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,679
and sort of close my eyes and concentrate.

397
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:06,840
And you do see just more deterioration

398
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,920
and just like bits are coming off

399
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:13,640
because this thing is already not doing great.

400
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:17,600
So those aforementioned black rotten guts

401
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,000
maybe are probably starting to fall out.

402
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:25,880
Skin is falling off like he's just getting more skeletal.

403
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,320
Like, that's a that's a huge hit.

404
00:17:29,359 --> 00:17:31,919
And now undead things, they don't feel pain, but

405
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:37,159
causes this dragon to recoil and like pulls its neck

406
00:17:37,159 --> 00:17:40,039
and head back out and up street level.

407
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:44,639
And you hear its wings flap and like smack the ground

408
00:17:44,639 --> 00:17:46,679
and it lifts up into the air.

409
00:17:46,679 --> 00:17:49,879
And as you watch it go, you see no.

410
00:17:49,919 --> 00:17:52,759
You hear coming in behind it first.

411
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:58,679
This like droning humming sound

412
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:02,160
and then this stench hits you.

413
00:18:03,279 --> 00:18:07,640
As you see this huge,

414
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:11,759
like as the same size of the dragon before you, like prying its way,

415
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,440
a zombie made of more zombies.

416
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,519
Gross, gross.

417
00:18:16,519 --> 00:18:19,759
So it's like a rat king, but it's a zombie zombie.

418
00:18:19,759 --> 00:18:23,799
Exactly. OK, it's a zombie in the book.

419
00:18:23,799 --> 00:18:25,640
It's called a zombie clot.

420
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,759
That's disgusting. Gross.

421
00:18:27,799 --> 00:18:28,559
That is horrible.

422
00:18:28,559 --> 00:18:31,480
That's a bad word and a bad thing.

423
00:18:32,039 --> 00:18:35,319
But it has entered combat.

424
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:39,160
Yen Bull, it because it came in kind of at the end,

425
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,680
it's not in the original initiative.

426
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:44,839
So you could choose to go again first or you can pick something or someone else.

427
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,559
But it has come in like it is right there.

428
00:18:47,879 --> 00:18:49,279
I feel like it would go next.

429
00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:51,720
Like they were like, ha ha.

430
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,400
They like, I mean, I don't want that to happen,

431
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,720
but they're going to go sometime.

432
00:18:55,720 --> 00:19:01,000
And if you've just landed, your dragon's flown off or like lifted up a little.

433
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,319
Seems like a good time.

434
00:19:03,319 --> 00:19:07,640
This thing just propels itself smoothly,

435
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,519
like unnaturally smoothly down this sewer.

436
00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:14,640
And you see like bodies and parts

437
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:18,920
writhing amongst this this figure that's coming towards you.

438
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,799
And as it gets within 10 feet of you,

439
00:19:21,799 --> 00:19:25,319
Yen Bull, this deathly stench washes over you.

440
00:19:25,319 --> 00:19:26,559
Make a constitution.

441
00:19:26,559 --> 00:19:30,839
Actually, and Tulgear would be that close to because you were in melee as well.

442
00:19:31,079 --> 00:19:33,799
Make a constitution saving throw.

443
00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:35,599
Is this disease by chance?

444
00:19:35,599 --> 00:19:36,839
It's poison.

445
00:19:36,839 --> 00:19:38,919
Oh, well, I'm resistant to that.

446
00:19:38,919 --> 00:19:41,159
I get advantage and I need it.

447
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,679
You say constitution?

448
00:19:44,679 --> 00:19:46,000
Twenty four.

449
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,039
Fourteen.

450
00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:49,000
So you don't take anything.

451
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,439
You're not immune to this effect,

452
00:19:51,839 --> 00:19:54,759
which would be poison damage, but also something else.

453
00:19:54,799 --> 00:19:56,599
So but you're not immune to it.

454
00:19:56,599 --> 00:19:57,960
But it could happen again.

455
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:02,559
The arm, I guess you could say, that comes close to you recoils

456
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:07,960
and outshoots this mound of rotted flesh towards you.

457
00:20:08,319 --> 00:20:12,519
Yen Bull, make a strength saving throw.

458
00:20:12,519 --> 00:20:15,000
DC 16, please.

459
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,720
As this detached clump.

460
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:21,240
Thirteen lands on top of you,

461
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:24,799
and you're going to take 3D 10 bludgeoning damage

462
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:29,319
and become entombed.

463
00:20:29,319 --> 00:20:31,240
In dead flesh.

464
00:20:33,519 --> 00:20:37,120
Luckily, I rolled poorly, so that's 12 bludgeoning damage.

465
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,359
But a creature entombed in dead flesh is restrained,

466
00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:43,960
has total cover against attacks and other effects outside the dead flesh

467
00:20:44,279 --> 00:20:48,680
and takes 3D 6 necrotic damage at the start of each of its turns.

468
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,680
The creature can be freed from the dead flesh

469
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,039
if the dead flesh is destroyed.

470
00:20:52,039 --> 00:20:53,759
It has an AC and hit points.

471
00:20:53,759 --> 00:20:55,400
Yeah, so it's on top of you.

472
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:59,200
Every Telgear and Thea, you see this dead flesh fly off

473
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:03,160
and like just engulf around Yen Bull, who's now underneath it.

474
00:21:03,759 --> 00:21:06,360
It's going to choose Kuth to go next.

475
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,759
I thought he flew away.

476
00:21:07,759 --> 00:21:09,560
Yeah, he's still in combat.

477
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,880
You look and you see him.

478
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:13,120
He lifted himself up in the air

479
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,200
and you feel like the the propulsion of his wings

480
00:21:17,519 --> 00:21:21,720
as he soars past and you hear him land further down

481
00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:24,160
on the street.

482
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:29,480
And he's going to hit with his tail onto the ground.

483
00:21:31,559 --> 00:21:33,640
Hit the ground, the ground just is.

484
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,799
The ground doesn't have like a base AC of 12.

485
00:21:35,799 --> 00:21:37,000
No, funny.

486
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,360
No, the tail.

487
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:42,319
Every time I fall on the ground, do I deal damage to the ground?

488
00:21:42,519 --> 00:21:43,720
Yeah, as a matter of fact, you do.

489
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,440
That's why there's so many potholes in Edmonton.

490
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,120
People just fall on the ground.

491
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:51,480
You hear the tail hit the ground and then with a second whack,

492
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:55,880
it comes through and debris falls down into the refuge

493
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,720
further down where everybody was trying to flee.

494
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,440
They had made it past this point.

495
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,480
I'm going to choose Yen Bull.

496
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:03,440
You're going to go next.

497
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,760
OK, so what can I do? I can't do anything.

498
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:06,240
You're going to take.

499
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,800
Well, first you're going to take three D six necrotic damage.

500
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,080
Just trying to kill you, Carla.

501
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,720
I was going to say, can Yen Bull delay

502
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,680
and I can try to get her out of that tomb of flesh?

503
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,160
Yeah, I haven't had a turn in forever.

504
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,759
We're trying out this popcorn thing,

505
00:22:21,759 --> 00:22:26,560
so you're going to take 14 damage of the take that as a no.

506
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,120
Well, it's at the start of the turn,

507
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,080
so regardless of what you choose to do,

508
00:22:33,759 --> 00:22:36,759
that happens, you can.

509
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,320
You're entombed.

510
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:43,160
So you're restrained, but if my spell is touch, it's touching me.

511
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,279
Attack rolls against the creature have advantage.

512
00:22:46,279 --> 00:22:47,920
The creatures attack rolls have disadvantage,

513
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,240
so you can use attack rolls.

514
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:50,720
They have disadvantage.

515
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:54,519
But if you're using something without an attack, then you can.

516
00:22:54,519 --> 00:22:56,279
It's touching you. Yeah.

517
00:22:56,279 --> 00:22:58,480
OK, but it's touching me.

518
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,960
So you're touching it, which means I'm touching it.

519
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,080
It's stuck in the room with me. Exactly.

520
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:11,800
OK, then I am going to cast inflict wounds again,

521
00:23:11,799 --> 00:23:13,319
because most of mine are saves.

522
00:23:13,319 --> 00:23:17,599
It's one of my only things that is an attack.

523
00:23:17,599 --> 00:23:20,480
So that is 21.

524
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,240
Twenty one definitely hits. Yep.

525
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,680
Forty five damage.

526
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:29,159
Yikes. The flesh explodes off of you and out into the room.

527
00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:31,559
It's charred hit.

528
00:23:31,559 --> 00:23:33,440
Yeah, it's gone. You're good. You're free.

529
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,919
I just didn't want to be trapped in gross flesh.

530
00:23:35,919 --> 00:23:37,519
Let's get Thea in the mix.

531
00:23:37,519 --> 00:23:42,960
Thea is going to turn toward this pile of zombie monster.

532
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:47,879
Put her hands out and you see a silvery beam of pale light

533
00:23:47,879 --> 00:23:50,200
shining down from the sky.

534
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,279
This place is burst open, yes?

535
00:23:52,279 --> 00:23:54,240
No, never mind. I'm just kidding.

536
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,559
I just remembered where I am and what I'm doing.

537
00:23:58,279 --> 00:23:59,680
Fuck you.

538
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,559
And the horse you rode in.

539
00:24:02,559 --> 00:24:04,000
All right, darkest time of night.

540
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,359
Right. The moon. Fuck everything.

541
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:07,319
Fuck the moon.

542
00:24:07,319 --> 00:24:10,439
Whatever. The moon is stupid.

543
00:24:10,439 --> 00:24:12,799
The purple light of the not moon.

544
00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:14,599
That's right. No, no, no, no, no.

545
00:24:14,599 --> 00:24:17,679
Tendrils shoot off of it in this lovely.

546
00:24:17,679 --> 00:24:19,519
She's still going to put her put her hands out.

547
00:24:19,519 --> 00:24:22,879
But at this point, a hail of rock hard ice

548
00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:25,720
pounds to the ground in a 20 foot radius.

549
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:29,200
And I make it specifically on this zombie clot.

550
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:32,039
And they must make a dexterity saving throw.

551
00:24:32,039 --> 00:24:34,559
Fourteen. Not good enough.

552
00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:38,399
So the creature takes 4d8 bludgeoning damage

553
00:24:38,399 --> 00:24:41,599
and 4d6 colds damage.

554
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,679
Out of curiosity, does your spell also make the ground

555
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,000
difficult terrain? Let's see.

556
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,679
Hail stones turn the storms area of effect

557
00:24:50,679 --> 00:24:53,960
into difficult terrain until the end of your next turn.

558
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,039
I'm just going to roll them all at the same time.

559
00:24:56,039 --> 00:24:57,799
Keeping that one. That one's eight.

560
00:24:57,799 --> 00:25:00,319
Twenty seven.

561
00:25:00,319 --> 00:25:03,359
I guess that doesn't do you need the difference between the two?

562
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,160
Is that going to make a really big difference?

563
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:06,600
No, it's fine. All right.

564
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:11,400
Twenty seven. And yes, the area is now difficult terrain.

565
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:16,000
And I shout over at tall gear and I say, careful slippery.

566
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,320
If it's slippery for him, it might be time for us to go.

567
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:26,080
Dare dare we don't go play with me.

568
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,720
But isn't our way blocked because.

569
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,560
Yeah, you've got a dragon on one side

570
00:25:31,559 --> 00:25:33,639
and a zombie monster on the other.

571
00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:35,720
And the oh, the way is blocking it.

572
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:39,079
I think we're going to have to kill one of them is caved in from the dragon.

573
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,639
Yeah. So the tail crashed in.

574
00:25:41,639 --> 00:25:43,000
So debris fell in.

575
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:47,200
You could get through, but there is a dragon right above that hole

576
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,399
who is currently still affected by fairy fire.

577
00:25:49,399 --> 00:25:51,359
And therefore I would have advantage against him.

578
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:54,119
You betcha. I'm going to go for the dragon. All right.

579
00:25:54,120 --> 00:26:05,480
Baby, why don't you just meet me in the middle?

580
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,920
I was wondering when we were going to get around in this one.

581
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,480
Right, because there are so many songs with the middle in it.

582
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,240
Like, is next time going to be some Jimmy World?

583
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:16,280
I hope so. Maybe. Maybe. I was thinking about it.

584
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,760
I was like, oh, God, we need to like do something more with this middle

585
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,120
because I'm just running out of like spinning my tires on notes.

586
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:27,000
So and now Marin Morris and rhymes.

587
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,760
Yeah. Yeah. Well, we did. We we met you in the middle.

588
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,560
We're here. We're here.

589
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,600
We didn't talk about what we were going to talk about prior to.

590
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,240
No, that's just making me losing my mind just a little.

591
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:43,120
But what we have going on over on Patreon is a special

592
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:44,600
new and upgrading patrons.

593
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:48,720
When you sign up for an annual membership, you get two months free.

594
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,680
Two months free. What?

595
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,680
That's one month more than I thought it was.

596
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:57,440
That's how exactly double the thought that Amy had.

597
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,519
Whatever Amy thought, double it, double that.

598
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,960
Generally speaking, it's probably a safe bet.

599
00:27:03,519 --> 00:27:06,120
When people support us on Patreon, not what do they get,

600
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:09,480
but how do they help us? Oh, man.

601
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:13,960
They fill our hearts with glee.

602
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:19,120
Sorry. I froze for a moment.

603
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,000
I know I'm remembering things.

604
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,360
You're doing great. Back to you, Carly.

605
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:24,720
Oh, I was just saying they fill our hearts with glee.

606
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,000
So they got me a new microphone.

607
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,680
I got Tom, a new microphone and my old laptop.

608
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:32,520
Ain't going to last forever.

609
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,640
And honestly, guys, a lot of boring shit.

610
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:35,840
That's really important, though.

611
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:39,560
Like sure, hosting and and paying for websites.

612
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:40,960
Yeah, like all this stuff.

613
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,840
Our art commission.

614
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,040
That's less boring, but yes, that's fine.

615
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,800
But sound effects libraries

616
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,200
that Russ can use to make our shit sound way better.

617
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:50,000
All of that.

618
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,319
Also, wonderful connection and community over on our Discord.

619
00:27:53,799 --> 00:27:57,559
I mean, that also that's for us and our community.

620
00:27:57,559 --> 00:28:00,039
Absolutely. So there's lots of amazing things

621
00:28:00,759 --> 00:28:02,880
that help not only Dumbgeons and Dragons,

622
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,759
but our other shows, Facing Fate, DM to GM in part

623
00:28:06,319 --> 00:28:09,840
and any other shows we decide to come up with between now and 2022.

624
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,400
Who knows what will happen?

625
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,880
There'll be a business meeting in there somewhere in a second.

626
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,680
We've gone out of hand.

627
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,080
This is totally fine.

628
00:28:17,079 --> 00:28:19,799
Spinoffs every time.

629
00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:22,039
I just only a little bit.

630
00:28:22,599 --> 00:28:25,439
But in the meantime, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

631
00:28:25,439 --> 00:28:28,679
You'll be the first to find out before Tom, Amy and Carla.

632
00:28:28,679 --> 00:28:30,839
Probably what new is coming.

633
00:28:30,839 --> 00:28:33,240
Yeah, tracks, even if they've been told that you're

634
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,279
probably the first because they forget.

635
00:28:35,279 --> 00:28:36,879
We would love to have you over there.

636
00:28:36,879 --> 00:28:40,759
And if we not if we we would love to hit one hundred

637
00:28:40,759 --> 00:28:43,319
patrons by the time we hit a hundred episodes.

638
00:28:43,319 --> 00:28:45,119
But we don't we don't have to hold it to us.

639
00:28:45,119 --> 00:28:46,439
That would just be really cool.

640
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,720
But what happens when we do hit one hundred patrons?

641
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,039
Oh, my goodness.

642
00:28:50,039 --> 00:28:53,480
We get to release the Flaming Kins Grants this episode.

643
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,000
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

644
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,200
Yeah, motherfuckers.

645
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,000
We've been talking about this so goddamn long.

646
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000
I hope the hype holds up.

647
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:05,720
Well, you know, it's it's Tom, Carla and I run in that game.

648
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:10,400
Just running you into the ground into the abyss ground.

649
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,840
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

650
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,799
So, you know, help us get there.

651
00:29:13,799 --> 00:29:16,120
We really want the world to experience that.

652
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,040
Yeah. How many things can they throw at us?

653
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:21,560
But also make him talk to himself because the NPCs go silent.

654
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,640
Well, I mean, that's that's most.

655
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,880
You put yourself in that fire.

656
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,400
I'm just I did. I did.

657
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,240
Hey, it was one of those, hey, what ifs?

658
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,320
And it happened.

659
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,960
But now we want to release it to you because that would be super awesome.

660
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,600
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

661
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:36,680
Love you. Bye.

662
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,240
What was that?

663
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,760
Baby, it's our new audio signature.

664
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,640
I thought now there's the bloopers.

665
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,759
The dumb dragon's production.

666
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:53,320
I mean, it's just like that kid from from the middle.

667
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,560
Yeah. The one who whispers things.

668
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:58,120
How thematic. That's right.

669
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,200
Bringing it all together.

670
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,840
OK, bye, everybody. Bye.

671
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,600
Do this. Is he within reach?

672
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,160
Yeah. For fun's sake, we'll say he's in reach.

673
00:30:10,759 --> 00:30:13,000
I love fun. Yeah.

674
00:30:13,519 --> 00:30:17,599
All right. First attack is not great.

675
00:30:17,599 --> 00:30:19,519
So all advantage on that bad boy.

676
00:30:19,519 --> 00:30:20,480
There we go. That's better.

677
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,559
Twenty eight. Yes, sir.

678
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,920
Second attack is pretty fucking good.

679
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,920
Second attack was a 31.

680
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,640
Hey, yes. OK, here we go.

681
00:30:34,319 --> 00:30:36,160
Time to hit that tail a few times.

682
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:40,279
Fifteen slashing damage and 17.

683
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,799
So 32 all said and done.

684
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,519
Got ahead of myself was going to say 27.

685
00:30:45,519 --> 00:30:47,039
I was like, no, it was a 10.

686
00:30:47,039 --> 00:30:49,440
It was a 10 plus seven, not a 20 plus seven.

687
00:30:50,039 --> 00:30:54,559
OK, it's going to take a legendary action

688
00:30:54,559 --> 00:30:57,079
and attack you with its tail.

689
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,599
It's a 26 to hit. Oh, yeah.

690
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,440
Fifteen bludgeoning.

691
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:09,079
OK, well, after I guess it's back to me again.

692
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,680
You you would have been last in order.

693
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,519
It took a legendary action, which is outside of that.

694
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:19,400
But you you could choose you again or you can call to somebody else.

695
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,360
All right. I'm going to choose me again.

696
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:25,160
But then I'm going to tee up Thea to take two actions next.

697
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,440
And I'll do it.

698
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,600
I will just keep hacking away at this undead dragon.

699
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,000
OK, 26.

700
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,640
But I'll roll again in case I crit.

701
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:38,320
New second one is 21.

702
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,560
So 26 and 21.

703
00:31:40,559 --> 00:31:41,240
Both of those ahead.

704
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,919
And I'm going to hit it with branding smite

705
00:31:45,799 --> 00:31:48,559
at a fifth level.

706
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,079
OK, so next time I had a creature with weapon

707
00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:55,599
attack before this spell ends, the weapon glimpsed with astral radiance

708
00:31:55,599 --> 00:31:57,679
as I strike.

709
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,159
Attack deals an extra.

710
00:32:01,159 --> 00:32:01,960
Let's see here.

711
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:06,079
It'll be five d six because I'm casting at fifth level.

712
00:32:06,159 --> 00:32:08,960
OK, and that's radiant damage to it.

713
00:32:09,039 --> 00:32:11,519
So here goes damage.

714
00:32:11,519 --> 00:32:15,519
And I'll get all the d six as I can to hopefully do it in one roll.

715
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:20,240
And I'm assuming it will only hit on one of the attacks that I have.

716
00:32:20,279 --> 00:32:22,480
I think so. I think it's a triggered on a single attack.

717
00:32:22,799 --> 00:32:29,600
OK, normal damage was a 14 on the hit

718
00:32:29,759 --> 00:32:34,120
and then radiant damage wise, 23 radiant damage.

719
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:38,640
And then on the second hit, 16 damage.

720
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,600
Sweet. All right.

721
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:45,120
And I throw like the two finger salute up for Thea to be like.

722
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,880
Two times, two times, two times.

723
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,960
A couple of things happen during during these attacks.

724
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,880
So every time you're.

725
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:58,240
Well, I mean, the damage you're dealing into this dragon

726
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:02,759
is causing huge chunks of flesh to fall off, like ooze

727
00:33:02,759 --> 00:33:06,400
pouring out beneath you, creating difficult terrain beneath your feet.

728
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:07,920
Perfect.

729
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,800
Another thing that you notice

730
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:16,360
and more probably more specifically, you told here is every time a spell is

731
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:20,880
cast, like this wisp of white aura

732
00:33:21,759 --> 00:33:26,080
is drawn towards you and passed towards the spellcaster.

733
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:30,000
I mean, I know it's not a thing to like be using magic willy nilly,

734
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,640
but like we got a fucking problem.

735
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,279
I get it. I'm just telling you what you see.

736
00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:37,720
Yeah, I can't be scimitaring an undead dragon.

737
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,720
Yeah, not going to cut it with my one.

738
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,200
Literally, it's just not going to cut it.

739
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,799
Yeah, it's just not. Yeah.

740
00:33:44,799 --> 00:33:48,160
We cut to the main group who's running away.

741
00:33:48,399 --> 00:33:50,720
We cut to Leosan and we see

742
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:54,920
Bahamut, who has this white aura about him.

743
00:33:55,200 --> 00:34:00,119
We see Grancis and Flint and we focus more on Flint

744
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,840
and we hear fast footsteps

745
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,200
are racing through a very busy street.

746
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:11,559
The sound of heavy armor accompanies them.

747
00:34:11,559 --> 00:34:14,640
And we hear Flint scream out Drenkor.

748
00:34:15,079 --> 00:34:17,640
I know it's you. I will catch you.

749
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:18,760
No, you can't catch me.

750
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,519
You still wear all that hot, hot armor.

751
00:34:20,519 --> 00:34:21,760
OK, bye.

752
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:25,680
And he takes a rip down a corner just as you are trying to catch up to him.

753
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,840
You turn and you see him

754
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:31,680
just as he connects with Leon and Glory Gems arm

755
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:36,160
and his clothesline, like spun around this small for

756
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:41,440
dwarfs are normally stout, very hefty individuals.

757
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:46,039
Timus Drenkor is not that he's more halfling built

758
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:50,480
still a dwarf, long shaggy beard that gets wrapped around

759
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,680
further around Leon and Glory Gems arm and is like

760
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:58,119
almost pulled back and then thrown to the ground.

761
00:34:59,119 --> 00:35:01,239
So you're getting slow there, Firebeard.

762
00:35:02,799 --> 00:35:08,679
OK, first off, the the captain of the city guard uniform here

763
00:35:08,799 --> 00:35:12,119
doesn't exactly make for easy, breezy running times,

764
00:35:12,119 --> 00:35:15,319
but I got to say, full credit, I was a hell of a clothesline.

765
00:35:15,399 --> 00:35:19,839
It helps when he's looking behind him, not to see the arm come out.

766
00:35:20,199 --> 00:35:23,559
Right. The best part is, is that, yeah, he was looking back at me

767
00:35:24,079 --> 00:35:28,519
and he turned back just as that arm came out.

768
00:35:28,519 --> 00:35:31,399
So I bet you can see the whites of his eyes pretty good

769
00:35:31,399 --> 00:35:32,599
when he was surprised by that one.

770
00:35:32,599 --> 00:35:36,119
You know what, let's check the replay and we hear like a quick rewind

771
00:35:36,119 --> 00:35:41,799
sound fire up and it's just right before Drenkor hits Leonan's arm.

772
00:35:41,799 --> 00:35:46,000
You see his eyes just slowly because it's now in slow motion.

773
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:50,559
We've gone bullet time look and the panic sets in as this armored

774
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:55,639
behemoth of a forearm jumped is shoved out in front of him.

775
00:35:56,119 --> 00:36:00,719
His jaw like crunches in and the skin pushes back.

776
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:03,880
And the beard, which had been like blowing in the wind,

777
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:09,159
is now forward and wrapping around as he's spinning around this arm.

778
00:36:09,599 --> 00:36:12,039
And it's going back and forth and back and forth

779
00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:14,320
right before he slams into the ground.

780
00:36:15,639 --> 00:36:18,880
So you want me to take him back to the to the precinct, or you?

781
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,400
We can go together. Sure.

782
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:24,599
It'd be a nice chance to have a little chat as we so we drag him off for

783
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,320
yet another stay in the old hotel.

784
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:31,920
Leonan kind of leans down and Timus is he's groaning.

785
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:36,440
Oh, there's got to be brutality there somewhere,

786
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:40,720
but we're not going to touch that because that seems a little too on the nose.

787
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:44,480
Handcuffs him and picks him up and brushes him off and says,

788
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,400
you're going to be all right.

789
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:46,960
Yeah, we'll get you. We'll get you fixed up.

790
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,559
So how's Captain Life treating you as you begin to walk off

791
00:36:49,559 --> 00:36:51,480
towards the precinct?

792
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,960
You know, it's a lot more work than I thought it would be.

793
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:57,719
But I got to say, pretty rewarding in the long run.

794
00:36:57,759 --> 00:36:59,239
Yeah, yeah.

795
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,440
I mean, while you saw the city guard before I rose up to be captain,

796
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,719
it was a bit of shame.

797
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:06,440
Yeah, it was it was in shambles.

798
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,840
To be perfectly honest with you.

799
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:08,960
Well, you're doing a good job.

800
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,440
I appreciate the

801
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,279
not that there was any preferential treatment.

802
00:37:13,279 --> 00:37:16,719
I appreciate the moving through the ranks on on your old pal

803
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:19,279
glory gem side, too, you know.

804
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,600
Oh, I mean, you earned it, but

805
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,120
there's nothing fishy.

806
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,880
You beat everybody out.

807
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,120
Come up and be lieutenant.

808
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,880
Yeah, I beat everybody out, including me.

809
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,960
I don't remember you applying time is you know what I'm talking about.

810
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,120
Look, my teeth are never going to be the same.

811
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,320
Oh, you'll be all right.

812
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,519
Kind of gives him a shove forward as you move up the steps

813
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,519
into the precinct.

814
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:47,120
Well, I'll fill out the paperwork here if you want to take them down.

815
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,040
I know it's been a while since you've been down there.

816
00:37:49,039 --> 00:37:51,079
It's two lefts and a right.

817
00:37:51,079 --> 00:37:53,559
I mean, it hasn't been that long.

818
00:37:53,559 --> 00:37:54,159
I got it.

819
00:37:54,159 --> 00:37:55,960
Two lefts and a right, of course.

820
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,000
You take drink hard down the steps, follow back down,

821
00:37:59,279 --> 00:38:02,119
leading towards the cells of this precinct as as glory.

822
00:38:02,119 --> 00:38:04,679
Jim moves over to the main desk and and books them.

823
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,119
All right, Timus, what do you want cell three, cell four,

824
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:09,480
your favorite and cell five?

825
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,159
What what what what what what what what you feel into?

826
00:38:12,759 --> 00:38:16,960
Well, I mean, the the the air in five is very nice.

827
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:20,880
Like there's this little draft that comes down from from outside the mountain.

828
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,920
And it makes you feel like you're you're outside,

829
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:29,599
living the free, the free breeze, living on the free breeze.

830
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:33,280
I mean, yeah, that's if that's what you want.

831
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,720
I'm a pretty I'm a pretty easygoing guy.

832
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:37,000
I'll hook you up with number five.

833
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,240
Oh, I won't forget this.

834
00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:40,800
I won't forget this fire beard.

835
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,320
I mean, I think you probably will.

836
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,280
That's OK. Yeah.

837
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,119
Well, until the next time, I won't forget this.

838
00:38:46,119 --> 00:38:47,559
You you treat me right.

839
00:38:47,559 --> 00:38:49,119
Not like that glory, Jim.

840
00:38:49,119 --> 00:38:50,159
He's all hands.

841
00:38:50,159 --> 00:38:53,199
Well, I mean, in your defense, you were looking the wrong way.

842
00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:57,039
You could have seen him coming if you had your if if you had your head

843
00:38:57,039 --> 00:39:01,679
swiveled around. Well, I guess I got to get my head on a swivel.

844
00:39:06,199 --> 00:39:09,679
You enter the jail cell area, door swings open,

845
00:39:09,679 --> 00:39:11,480
big heavy door swings open.

846
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,799
There are eight cells in here

847
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:16,320
and you begin moving towards cell five.

848
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,039
And out of the corner of your eye, you see in cell three

849
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,400
what looks like a dragonborn

850
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:28,920
seated on a stump in the middle of this lush rainforest.

851
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:36,680
You look to it because it's something that shouldn't be there.

852
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,480
And as you look, it's gone.

853
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,640
There there is a dragonborn there.

854
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,640
Looks like he's had a few too many.

855
00:39:42,639 --> 00:39:45,279
And he's kind of just leaned up against the bars.

856
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,799
Hey, hey, Thomas, did you see that?

857
00:39:48,799 --> 00:39:52,400
I see what in cell three that drunkard?

858
00:39:53,079 --> 00:39:55,199
Yeah, I saw him last night.

859
00:39:56,159 --> 00:39:57,639
Maybe he's just sleeping it off.

860
00:39:57,639 --> 00:39:58,480
You saw him last night.

861
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,920
Oh, no, I was referring.

862
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,879
Well, OK, it's going to sound really weird.

863
00:40:03,319 --> 00:40:06,319
I swear there was a jungle in there a minute ago, a jungle

864
00:40:06,679 --> 00:40:08,279
under the mountain.

865
00:40:08,279 --> 00:40:10,599
You've lost. Yeah, that's that's the thing.

866
00:40:10,599 --> 00:40:12,319
I don't I don't know what to tell you, but

867
00:40:12,799 --> 00:40:14,920
guess guess my eyes are playing tricks on me.

868
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,400
Desk life has got you soft air fire beard.

869
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,159
All right. You want me to tuck me in or are you going to do it?

870
00:40:20,159 --> 00:40:21,440
I mean, you know the drill by now.

871
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,920
I'll open the door. You can do the rest.

872
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,239
All right. Nighty night, sweet prince.

873
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:26,440
Good night, Thomas.

874
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:30,159
We'll see you again real soon, I'm sure you walk back out

875
00:40:30,159 --> 00:40:35,639
and you take another glance at the dragonborn who's passed out.

876
00:40:36,799 --> 00:40:39,799
You hang there for a moment.

877
00:40:39,799 --> 00:40:41,639
And then carry on back upstairs

878
00:40:41,639 --> 00:40:46,400
to make sure that the paperwork is all filled out and camera pans back down.

879
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:50,719
And we begin to see that jungle forming before our eyes

880
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,000
and a vision.

881
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,279
And the camera begins moving quickly.

882
00:40:54,279 --> 00:40:58,239
And the sound of footsteps are crunching through this leaves.

883
00:40:58,679 --> 00:41:01,599
And we see the back of this dragonborn who's got his

884
00:41:01,599 --> 00:41:03,920
he's looking quickly over his shoulder.

885
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,639
This dragonborn is running through the jungle.

886
00:41:07,319 --> 00:41:09,519
It's hot. It's muggy.

887
00:41:10,519 --> 00:41:12,679
And he's being chased.

888
00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:14,559
What's his next move?

889
00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:15,639
Oh, God.

890
00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:21,159
He kind of stops and he's trying to catch his breath quickly before he moves.

891
00:41:21,159 --> 00:41:24,079
He's looking around for any sign of where he is.

892
00:41:24,079 --> 00:41:29,400
He's gotten lost like the path below him is is no longer a path.

893
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,159
It's just so overgrown.

894
00:41:31,159 --> 00:41:34,920
And he he he pulls his bow and arrow and he notches one

895
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,880
just in case something sneaks up on him.

896
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:41,400
And he looks up and there's just like a crack through the canopy

897
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:45,800
where he sees a little bit of movement and recognizes

898
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:52,079
like a carving in part of the tree, which you see just a quick glimpse

899
00:41:52,079 --> 00:41:55,840
reminds him of where he is and he books off towards the west.

900
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,720
He continues running through the jungle.

901
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,920
And as he's going, he's been hearing

902
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:08,360
the sound of leaves getting pushed out of the way

903
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:12,639
and branches breaking behind him and to the side of them and above them.

904
00:42:12,639 --> 00:42:15,639
And and he knows he needs to keep moving.

905
00:42:16,599 --> 00:42:18,240
And he comes to a fork in the road.

906
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:20,519
There's there's a path that splits off to the left

907
00:42:20,519 --> 00:42:23,639
and a path that splits off to the right.

908
00:42:23,639 --> 00:42:26,920
And he hears the noise behind him getting a little bit louder.

909
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,360
He doesn't hesitate.

910
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:34,120
He knows that this this path leads to the right,

911
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,400
leads back to his camp, he heads to the right.

912
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:41,360
As he makes a break to the right, he feels

913
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:47,039
a like an amount of wind kind of go past his

914
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:51,200
the right side of his face and the kind of back of his neck.

915
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,920
And just out of the corner of his eye, he sees this like

916
00:42:55,559 --> 00:42:58,880
demonic looking monkey.

917
00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:03,360
Flying just past him,

918
00:43:04,039 --> 00:43:06,920
coming out of the bush to his right, fucking Wongo.

919
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,200
Fuck found me.

920
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:13,160
He loses an arrow towards it and Wongo lets out a cry.

921
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:16,920
And you're not sure if if you hit him with the arrow

922
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:20,559
or if he is just offended that you shot at him

923
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:24,680
or what the deal is, but he lets out this cry.

924
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:28,240
And you know that you need to get back to camp.

925
00:43:29,519 --> 00:43:32,920
Because otherwise, Wongo will get you.

926
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:35,800
Fuck. Wongo's not going to get me.

927
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,920
Not today. Not Bort. Not Bort. Bort's not going to get me.

928
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,079
I got by Wongo.

929
00:43:39,079 --> 00:43:43,559
He throws his bow back on his on his back and with

930
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:48,360
even more vigor, he pushes through all all of the pain

931
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:52,960
that's setting into his muscles and he rushes as fast as he can

932
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,840
towards his camp.

933
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,440
You come stumbling out of the jungle, out of breath,

934
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,039
you land on your hands and knees.

935
00:44:00,039 --> 00:44:03,360
And you see, well, for a lack of a better term,

936
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,079
your tour guide in this jungle.

937
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:10,119
You see Scyther up ahead and he

938
00:44:11,119 --> 00:44:14,440
kind of waves you over and says, what, what's what's what's

939
00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:15,559
what's the problem?

940
00:44:15,559 --> 00:44:17,360
Wongo, Wongo, Wongo, there's a Wongo coming.

941
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,039
He's going to get he's going to get us.

942
00:44:19,039 --> 00:44:20,440
We got to get we got to go.

943
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,599
Well, OK, is it a Wongo or is it Wongo?

944
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:24,800
There's only one.

945
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,360
There's only one. It's the Wongo.

946
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,240
Why are we arguing about this?

947
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:31,760
Remember what it is about Wongo?

948
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:32,720
We've been over this.

949
00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:34,640
We've been over all nine. Yeah.

950
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,320
But it's better to be Wongo's friend than his enemy.

951
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,640
What if what did you do to offend Wongo?

952
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:46,920
I mean, there was this there was this altar and there was

953
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,680
I mean, there was a there was this cup on on it.

954
00:44:51,599 --> 00:44:53,440
And I was thirsty.

955
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,880
So there was a spring beside it.

956
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,760
And as you just kind of took a took a drink from it.

957
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,320
And then and then heard heard the heard the noise,

958
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,599
which gave me a start and saw him through the trees.

959
00:45:05,599 --> 00:45:08,440
And he reaches into his bag and

960
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:13,440
pulls out the cup as I I accidentally took the cup.

961
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:17,240
OK, and then that's that's going to be a problem.

962
00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:19,880
And then I maybe winged him with an arrow, maybe.

963
00:45:21,079 --> 00:45:22,840
OK, yeah, not great.

964
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:26,240
And that'd be it, though, that'd be it.

965
00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:29,559
So I drink the cup to put the cup in the bag.

966
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:33,920
And what kind of what kind of treats do you have in your bag?

967
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:36,440
What can what can we offer him as a peace offering?

968
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,440
I mean, this is the most valuable thing I have right now is this cup.

969
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,000
I mean, I got some just

970
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,880
basic adventuring gear to stay alive out here.

971
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:49,360
OK, tell you what. OK, we're going to put the cup down.

972
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:51,600
We're going to leave it here.

973
00:45:51,599 --> 00:45:53,799
I'm going to put some of these berries in it

974
00:45:53,799 --> 00:45:56,119
because I don't know if he's going to like them or not,

975
00:45:56,119 --> 00:45:59,519
but it's a it's a bit of a peace offering from us to him.

976
00:46:00,319 --> 00:46:02,719
And we are going to back away

977
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:05,199
and we're going to head back to the camp.

978
00:46:05,199 --> 00:46:06,719
And hopefully we're going to leave it there.

979
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:08,960
OK, OK. Yeah, he puts the cup down.

980
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,799
Watches, watches either put the put the berries in

981
00:46:12,799 --> 00:46:16,839
and they slowly starts backing away further up the further up the path.

982
00:46:17,639 --> 00:46:21,199
As as the two of them back away, you see

983
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:27,839
Wongo burst forth from the jungle that that board had just come out of.

984
00:46:28,839 --> 00:46:32,880
And he stops and lets out a screech.

985
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:36,440
He puts his his his head up to the heavens and he lets out this

986
00:46:36,799 --> 00:46:38,759
this piercing screech.

987
00:46:38,759 --> 00:46:42,119
And as he looks back down, he sees the cup on the ground.

988
00:46:43,319 --> 00:46:46,119
And his his demeanor kind of changes immediately.

989
00:46:47,599 --> 00:46:50,159
And he kind of walks forward.

990
00:46:50,159 --> 00:46:53,559
And he brings his tail around from the side

991
00:46:53,559 --> 00:46:57,000
and he picks up the cup with his tail.

992
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,319
And he kind of looks towards the two of them.

993
00:47:00,319 --> 00:47:02,719
He doesn't nod.

994
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:06,679
But you know, there's an understanding between the two of you now.

995
00:47:08,639 --> 00:47:10,759
Don't take his shit.

996
00:47:10,759 --> 00:47:13,079
And he won't try to kill you.

997
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,679
So probably shouldn't take his shit anymore.

998
00:47:17,519 --> 00:47:19,239
I mean, yeah, if you if you find some.

999
00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:21,240
OK, here's the thing about Chult.

1000
00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:25,640
And I know we've been over this, but if you find random bits of treasure,

1001
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,320
best to not touch it. Right. Right. Yeah. OK.

1002
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,240
Just, you know, we're just going to leave that one.

1003
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:34,520
And OK, we're going to head back to camp.

1004
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,760
We're going to take it easy from here on in.

1005
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:38,800
No more pissing off any of the nine.

1006
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,320
No more pissing off any of the nine.

1007
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:43,520
Hey, what if I pissed off one more of the nine?

1008
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,400
I'm going to I'm going to need some more information,

1009
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:50,920
and I hope it's not one of the bad ones.

1010
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:56,000
So Thea is going to Thea does not notice his wispiness.

1011
00:47:56,599 --> 00:47:58,480
Not really. It's kind of coming from behind you.

1012
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:03,599
Right. So I mean, role role or role perception 20.

1013
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:08,400
You would notice that there is an aura every time you're casting something

1014
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,480
and every time you like when you saw a Yenbul cast,

1015
00:48:12,079 --> 00:48:14,680
you didn't see Tulgear cast.

1016
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,360
But there is an aura.

1017
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,360
You can't explain necessarily where it's coming from.

1018
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:23,680
I assume that I would feel that that there is a shift.

1019
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,760
There is something happening when we're casting.

1020
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,360
But again, I feel the exact same way

1021
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:34,280
when you are face to face with a gross zombie made of zombie monster.

1022
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:35,800
Yeah. You got to do what you got to do.

1023
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:40,960
Sure. So I'm going to Eldritch Blast.

1024
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,840
A 19. Yeah. A 12.

1025
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,720
No. Oh, sorry.

1026
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:48,079
Well, you're fighting the zombie thing, right?

1027
00:48:48,079 --> 00:48:49,000
Yeah. 12 hits. Yeah.

1028
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,280
So I was going to 13.

1029
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:53,079
Yeah. Damn. I was going off the dragon stuff.

1030
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,400
Fuck yeah, boy.

1031
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,880
OK, that's 3d10.

1032
00:48:57,240 --> 00:49:00,079
That's 18 force damage.

1033
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,600
Force 18 force damage.

1034
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:06,320
Thea like puts her hand out all cool, like and then like,

1035
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:11,079
you know, from nowhere, a liquid fire blade forms in her hand.

1036
00:49:12,039 --> 00:49:14,680
And it is long and scary looking.

1037
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:16,680
You hear from down the hall flame, it can yell,

1038
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,880
you could do that the whole time. Probably.

1039
00:49:21,079 --> 00:49:22,440
And it's blue.

1040
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:27,000
And and and it really brightens up the place.

1041
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,360
Lots of light comes off of this thing. Yeah.

1042
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:34,840
And Thea swings at this zombie gross thing.

1043
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,559
Swing. Actually, I think 12.

1044
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:44,120
No, plus 10, 14, 14 hits, 11 fire damage.

1045
00:49:44,159 --> 00:49:49,000
So Yenbul and the plot,

1046
00:49:49,759 --> 00:49:53,359
the plot, I think the plot would retaliate against my,

1047
00:49:54,759 --> 00:49:57,400
you know, blasting and lighting it on fire.

1048
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:01,279
Great. We're going to see if it recharges your Romeo D6.

1049
00:50:01,319 --> 00:50:03,440
Yeah, I'd love to.

1050
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,039
So one doesn't recharge,

1051
00:50:06,039 --> 00:50:09,799
but it does get to slam it to actually your.

1052
00:50:10,119 --> 00:50:13,480
Yeah, it's going to try to move past

1053
00:50:14,519 --> 00:50:17,719
Yenbul. It doesn't move past like there are parts of it

1054
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:19,759
and it's moving around Yenbul.

1055
00:50:19,759 --> 00:50:22,000
So not very far because it's rough terrain.

1056
00:50:22,799 --> 00:50:25,480
So slippery. How far were you back?

1057
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,599
I was very close to it.

1058
00:50:27,599 --> 00:50:30,440
OK, then I moved maybe 30 feet.

1059
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:34,639
Yeah, you're because my movement also make a constitution saving throw

1060
00:50:34,639 --> 00:50:38,960
then as it comes in to slam attack you and Yenbul.

1061
00:50:39,199 --> 00:50:41,559
I'd prefer that to fail.

1062
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,559
Yeah, 16.

1063
00:50:43,559 --> 00:50:45,079
Yenbul, you save Thea.

1064
00:50:45,079 --> 00:50:48,320
You're going to take nine poison damage and then slam attacks.

1065
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:51,279
First one on Thea is going to be at 27.

1066
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,400
Second one on Yenbul is going to be at 11.

1067
00:50:55,279 --> 00:50:59,960
18 bludgeoning damage for Thea and then Yenbul, you are up.

1068
00:51:00,199 --> 00:51:02,440
So the dragon is like at street level, right?

1069
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:05,759
So we are obviously like we are no longer in the sewer.

1070
00:51:05,759 --> 00:51:08,039
Yeah, or we are in the sewer, but things are.

1071
00:51:08,039 --> 00:51:10,159
Yeah, things are cascading in.

1072
00:51:10,159 --> 00:51:12,519
So you can you could climb up and out.

1073
00:51:12,519 --> 00:51:15,759
You're engaged with this zombie thing happening around you.

1074
00:51:15,759 --> 00:51:17,960
But yes, but I can see the sky.

1075
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,679
Yes, in all of its terrifying glory.

1076
00:51:20,679 --> 00:51:22,359
There's no moon.

1077
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,519
Yeah, it's very dark.

1078
00:51:24,519 --> 00:51:25,039
It's very dark.

1079
00:51:25,039 --> 00:51:27,440
I guess, yeah, the zombie is like on me,

1080
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:31,239
so it doesn't really make sense for me to attack the dragon.

1081
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:33,920
So I'd like the zombie

1082
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,159
zomboid. What did you call it?

1083
00:51:37,159 --> 00:51:38,679
Clot. Zombie clot.

1084
00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:40,760
I'd like them to make a dex save.

1085
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,640
12. Great.

1086
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,720
I'm going to call lightning.

1087
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:50,680
So a big cloud appears in the sky and lightning is going to zap them up

1088
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:55,360
real good, and it's going to keep zapping them on subsequent turns

1089
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,440
unless I lose my concentration.

1090
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:01,120
But for now, they'll take 33

1091
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,920
lightning damage. Yeah, well,

1092
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,200
parts of this thing are falling off and like the flesh is

1093
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:11,600
you can you can smell the smell so bad.

1094
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:15,400
It was so bad to begin with, but now it's like burning so bad.

1095
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:19,560
Bad hair burning smell flesh.

1096
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:23,440
It's it's so bad, but it takes a huge amount of damage

1097
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:26,640
and like parts of it are are falling to the ground

1098
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:31,480
and trying to reach up and claw themselves back towards this main mass.

1099
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:36,320
What if we get some dragon nonsense out of the way?

1100
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,640
Yeah, you can rest a smile.

1101
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:40,559
I know I don't like that.

1102
00:52:40,559 --> 00:52:41,720
That's my mark.

1103
00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:43,039
It's always going to be bad.

1104
00:52:43,039 --> 00:52:46,920
At least this way, we can just all all react back.

1105
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:51,000
So you attack the tail, so it pulls its tail out.

1106
00:52:51,519 --> 00:52:57,840
Tall gear and turns and you see the ma of this dragon open

1107
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:03,160
and this black cloud vapor

1108
00:53:03,159 --> 00:53:07,199
begin to pour out and fills in a 60 foot cone

1109
00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:11,159
the entire causeway of all of you.

1110
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:14,839
So please make a constitution saving throw

1111
00:53:15,759 --> 00:53:20,319
and beat an 18 15 25 nine.

1112
00:53:20,599 --> 00:53:24,319
Google is my friend for 16 D6.

1113
00:53:25,119 --> 00:53:27,519
Oh, my God. Jesus Christ.

1114
00:53:29,159 --> 00:53:30,440
Oh, that's not that bad.

1115
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:35,320
So Yenbul and Thea are going to take 53 necrotic damage.

1116
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:40,360
From its rotting breath.

1117
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,559
Tall gear, you're going to take half of that.

1118
00:53:42,559 --> 00:53:46,360
So it's that 26. Sounds delightful.

1119
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:49,519
I guess when I take damage, that stops my concentration, doesn't it?

1120
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:52,240
You can roll to save against it.

1121
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,880
You have to beat half the amount of damage, I think.

1122
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,440
You'd have to beat a 26 on your con save using your wisdom.

1123
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:02,360
Can you do that using my con save bonus?

1124
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:04,079
You would have to do that as well for your fairy fire.

1125
00:54:05,639 --> 00:54:06,559
Impossible.

1126
00:54:06,559 --> 00:54:09,880
And in all honesty, I think that fairy fire is gone.

1127
00:54:10,559 --> 00:54:12,679
I've cast a different spell.

1128
00:54:12,679 --> 00:54:15,920
Oh, OK. So yeah, then it dissipates.

1129
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:21,039
And yeah, any any lingering spells are gone.

1130
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:25,760
It roars and shakes the walls.

1131
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:28,960
As the roar dies down, you hear.

1132
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:34,880
Quick footsteps up on the street, small, quick footsteps.

1133
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:42,160
And you hear a blade cut hard into the dragon

1134
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,760
and the head droops for a second

1135
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:49,080
and then falls down into the cavern.

1136
00:54:50,039 --> 00:54:57,079
And dropping down, carrying a double bladed, glowing sword

1137
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:03,639
with like flame coming from her nostrils, is this.

1138
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:12,759
Copper and bronze and gold and platinum dragonborn.

1139
00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:17,080
And gold and platinum dragonborn.

1140
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:22,320
Who's quickly followed down by a halfling and half-orc.

1141
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:25,320
Oh, fuck.

1142
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:32,640
Dumbgeons and Dragons, season two, episode 98,

1143
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:35,000
starring Amy More as Thea Amastasia,

1144
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:38,760
Carla Maxted as Yen Bolnuri, Tom Laird as Tulkier Heavyfoot

1145
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,160
and Russ More as your dungeon master.

1146
00:55:41,199 --> 00:55:43,679
Editing, production and sound design by Russ More.

1147
00:55:43,879 --> 00:55:46,319
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1148
00:55:46,319 --> 00:55:50,039
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1149
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:53,480
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1150
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1161
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1162
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1163
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